So I woke up at about 7:00 this morning and had a big fat pillowcase-induced line on the right side of my face.
Went back to bed for an hour, making sure to lie on the left side of my face. Woke up about 8:30, and now, at 9:15, there’s still a line on my face.
This gets me wondering about how long it takes to get rid of one of these babies. And whether it’s better to:
A. Lie down on the opposite side of the face.
B. Be upright.
C. Lie on the same side as the line, having first smoothed out the pillowcase or other resting surface.
D. Option B, plus shaving.
E. Drink lots of water (or some other home remedy)
Thoughts?
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I’d suggest you slap yourself silly for about 15 minutes and let us know how that worked for you.
What if I start out silly? How do I know when to stop slapping?