{"id":133,"date":"2006-11-14T09:33:24","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T14:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weeklyrob.dreamhosters.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2006-11-14T09:33:24","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T14:33:24","slug":"silliest-theory-of-the-week-plus-bonus-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Silliest Theory of the Week (Plus Bonus Thoughts!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"Normal\">\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px; padding-top: 0pt\" class=\"paragraph Body\"><span>Noting that germ-killing products are all the rage, Allen Salkin in the New York Times (<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/select.nytimes.com\/gst\/abstract.html?res=F50E13F63B5B0C768CDDA80994DE404482\" title=\"http:\/\/select.nytimes.com\/gst\/abstract.html?res=F50E13F63B5B0C768CDDA80994DE404482\">link<\/a><span>) present us with an example of journalists scrabbling to find an angle to an otherwise boring story.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\"><span>Why are so many people buying (questionably effective) lotions, creams, <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000GR0C1E\/nextag-sg-20\/ref=nosim\" title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000GR0C1E\/nextag-sg-20\/ref=nosim\">water ionizers<\/a><span>, <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelinsider.info\/travelaccessories\/steripen.htm\" title=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelinsider.info\/travelaccessories\/steripen.htm\">UV wands<\/a><span>, and other weapons of mini destruction?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\">Is it because people don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to get sick? Because they hear about diseases spreading through the air, water, and handles of doors?<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\">According to Salkin, maybe it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that people just want to have control over their lives. People aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t necessarily worried about the flu as much as they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re worried about the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153dangerous, out-of-control world\u00e2\u20ac\u009d we live in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\">This explain why people are especially concerned about germs on planes and subways. Because that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s where terrorists might strike! That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s where we feel the biggest need to control the uncontrollable.<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\">Uh huh. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like to suggest an alternative theory: Maybe people are especially conscious of germs on planes and subways because that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s where all the other people are. All the sneezing, coughing people who don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wash their hands. Not terrorists. Just folks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\">And now for the previously advertised BONUS THOUGHTS!<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\">I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve noticed a lot of people using those germ-killing gels in an odd way. They reach for them in the kitchen, or after using the office bathroom, rather than using the sink and soap. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d rather leave bacteria carcasses on their hands than wash the live bacteria off.<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\"><span>Of course, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not being exactly fair. Those gels do a better job of killing bacteria than simple soap and water do of removing them (<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/mmwr\/preview\/mmwrhtml\/rr5116a1.htm#box2\" title=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/mmwr\/preview\/mmwrhtml\/rr5116a1.htm#box2\">link<\/a><span>). But still, the CDC recommends gels as way to get clean when you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wash for some reason, and every test says that if your hands are visibly dirty, you need to wash them, not gel them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-bottom: 0pt; line-height: 17px\" class=\"paragraph Body\">I guess the way to get really clean is to wash, then gel, then boil your hands. For me, I stick to the washing unless I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m stuck without a sink. Warm, soapy water and agitation for 30 seconds or so. Feels nice, too. And it has nothing to do with terrorism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noting that germ-killing products are all the rage, Allen Salkin in the New York Times (link) present us with an example of journalists scrabbling to find an angle to an otherwise boring story. Why are so many people buying (questionably effective) lotions, creams, water ionizers, UV wands, and other weapons of mini destruction? 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