Hey Robert,<\/p>\n
How’s it goin? I’m Kristy, I just moved to the Atlanta area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Georgia a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I’m here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile… You’re cute and I liked what you had to say :-).<\/p>\n
I’m 24\/F\/single and I’m lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you’re 37 and you’re cute so I guess you’re qualified \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using myspace to meet people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do have a blog\/profile page at [Link to site that no longer works anyway, but rest assured that one of the elements of the site came from “thecleavage.com”] I have alot of photos and stuff up if you wanna see me.<\/p>\n
I left you a personal msg on my homepage and I took a new pic for you today. Come check me out when you have a chance, k?<\/p>\n
Lookin forward to seeyin ya,
\nKristy\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
A few points to note here:<\/p>\n
1. Here is the grand total of what I say in my profile (she liked what I had to say):<\/p>\n
“My Blog isn’t Really Here. My blog is at: https:\/\/weeklyrob.com”<\/p>\n
2. Here is my MySpace picture, which she found to be so cute:<\/p>\n
![\"ugly](\"http:\/\/a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com\/00840\/55\/54\/840544555_m.jpg\")
<\/p>\n
3. Her profile says that she lives in Harrisburg, PA. Not Georgia.<\/p>\n
4. It’s August, and she still doesn’t have anything in her profile.<\/p>\n
Now, believe it or not, I’m not trying to say that this is a transparent piece of spam. My point is that it’s actually pretty good.<\/p>\n
The thing mentions my home city, my name, and knows how old I was in January. That’s pretty good. I’m impressed. I know that all that info is right there on the page, but most spam I get is incredibly obvious in comparison.<\/p>\n
Kristal’s creator, I’m proud of you. And thanks for saying I’m cute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I have a MySpace page. I make no apologies, but I don’t really go very often. Today, I dropped in and saw that I had a message from January. (As I say, I don’t go very often.) The message is from a girl I don’t know. Krystal. Here’s what she says: Hey Robert, How’s it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-net-and-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}