So I woke up at about 7:00 this morning and had a big fat pillowcase-induced line on the right side of my face.<\/p>\n
Went back to bed for an hour, making sure to lie on the left side of my face. Woke up about 8:30, and now, at 9:15, there’s still a line on my face.<\/p>\n
This gets me wondering about how long it takes to get rid of one of these babies. And whether it’s better to:<\/p>\n
A. Lie down on the opposite side of the face.<\/p>\n
B. Be upright.<\/p>\n
C. Lie on the same side as the line, having first smoothed out the pillowcase or other resting surface.<\/p>\n
D. Option B, plus shaving.<\/p>\n
E. Drink lots of water (or some other home remedy)<\/p>\n
Thoughts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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