{"id":298,"date":"2008-01-17T11:00:09","date_gmt":"2008-01-17T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=298"},"modified":"2008-01-17T11:00:09","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T16:00:09","slug":"assorted-nonsense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"Assorted Nonsense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank God for this blog, where I can dump stuff that no one would be interested in hearing in daily conversation.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Item the first:<\/strong> The difference in meaning between &#8220;Bound to&#8230;&#8221; and &#8220;Bound for&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nothing more to say about that. It just made something click in my brain this morning while listening to train announcements.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Item the second:<\/strong> This never gets old for me. Here are some terms that people were searching for when their search engines betrayed them by sending them here:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>bad effects of instant noodles in our brain.<\/em>&#8221; Doesn&#8217;t it make you want to talk to that person? What set him or her on that particular path? (On weeklyrob, I assume they found <a href=\"http:\/\/weeklyrob.dreamhosters.com\/?p=152\">this page<\/a>, but no answers.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Can&#8217;t get AIDS from nail scratches.<\/em>&#8221; Were they just having an academic discussion, leading to a Google search, or was this a life and death question?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>I&#8217;ve read a lot of books, so I know bunches of stuff that sounds like it could be true.<\/em>&#8221; They even included the comma, which I guess Google ignores. Now, this search phrase SHOULD send them to weeklyrob, because it fairly well describes the whole entity. But I assume it brought them to a particular post.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>tushy.<\/em>&#8221; They must have been directed to weeklyrob because of <a href=\"http:\/\/weeklyrob.dreamhosters.com\/?p=191\">this post<\/a>. But again, what were they actually looking for? Porn? Were children playing on the computer, and that&#8217;s the worst word they could think of?<\/p>\n<p>There are more, but I guess I should get to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank God for this blog, where I can dump stuff that no one would be interested in hearing in daily conversation. Item the first: The difference in meaning between &#8220;Bound to&#8230;&#8221; and &#8220;Bound for&#8230;&#8221; Nothing more to say about that. It just made something click in my brain this morning while listening to train announcements. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-languagelit","category-net-and-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}