{"id":391,"date":"2008-07-30T15:38:49","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T20:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=391"},"modified":"2008-07-30T15:38:49","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T20:38:49","slug":"slippery-when-wet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"Slippery When Wet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of boring the crap out of most readers, I present to you: Slipping.<\/p>\n<p>One of the problems of smooth concrete floors is that when they get wet, they become slippery. Think slightly melted ice over a lake of WD-40.<\/p>\n<p>My 15-month-old daughter has a knack for finding the little spills and puddles (that she has created earlier in the day). She finds them like this:<\/p>\n<p>La la la&#8212;SMACK! Aaaaaaah!<\/p>\n<p>But what&#8217;s weird is that she&#8217;s actually a pretty good little faller when she&#8217;s not slipping. I mean both that she falls a lot and that she protects herself well.<\/p>\n<p>When she trips over something, or just loses her balance, she finds a way to fall sort of slowly, or at least safely.<\/p>\n<p>But when she slips&#8230; KaBAM.<\/p>\n<p>So I started wondering. Why does slipping seem to happen so much faster than tripping? Why does it usually end up damaging us so much more?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe this is obvious to everyone. Here&#8217;s what I decided:<\/p>\n<p>We trip with the foot we&#8217;re lifting, while we&#8217;re still standing on the non-tripping foot. We expect the tripping foot to get where it&#8217;s going, and when it doesn&#8217;t, whoopee. But we usually have a little notice that it&#8217;s not gonna make it. And our bodies are heading up or across when we feel the foot betraying us.<\/p>\n<p>But when we slip, it&#8217;s on the foot that&#8217;s already supposed to be supporting us. There&#8217;s no time to know it&#8217;s not going to help us before it&#8217;s gone and we&#8217;re horizontal.<\/p>\n<p>Also, it&#8217;s often the case (but not always) that the motion of the body is downward just before we slip, as we bring the soon-to-be-gone foot down. Gravity doesn&#8217;t mind whether it joins the ground with your foot or your face, but it&#8217;s often already on the way when you slip.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s what I figure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of boring the crap out of most readers, I present to you: Slipping. One of the problems of smooth concrete floors is that when they get wet, they become slippery. Think slightly melted ice over a lake of WD-40. My 15-month-old daughter has a knack for finding the little spills and puddles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science-and-such"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}