{"id":479,"date":"2009-02-17T09:55:35","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T14:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=479"},"modified":"2009-02-17T09:55:35","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T14:55:35","slug":"kayaking-to-oz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"Kayaking to Oz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of friends from Australia visited for the weekend, and we all had a grand ol&#8217; time.<\/p>\n<p>Today, out of idle curiosity, I asked my iPhone for directions from my house to theirs, in Brisbane, Australia.<\/p>\n<p>The directions send me to Seattle for some reason, then tell me to kayak across the Pacific to Hawaii. I then get directions through and around Hawaii until I&#8217;m directed to kayak to Japan. From there, directions through lots of toll roads, and finally, one last kayak to Australia. The rest is overland.<\/p>\n<p>Total time estimated: 55 days, 19 hours. I&#8217;m on my way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of friends from Australia visited for the weekend, and we all had a grand ol&#8217; time. Today, out of idle curiosity, I asked my iPhone for directions from my house to theirs, in Brisbane, Australia. The directions send me to Seattle for some reason, then tell me to kayak across the Pacific to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-net-and-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}