{"id":605,"date":"2009-12-01T21:21:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T02:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=605"},"modified":"2009-12-01T21:21:37","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T02:21:37","slug":"2012-is-coming-quit-your-job-and-go-make-love-on-a-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=605","title":{"rendered":"2012 is Coming. Quit your job and go make love on a beach."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The whole 2012 thing cracks me up (when I notice it at all).<\/p>\n<p>The Mayan calendar ends, and clearly the Mayans knew everything, so the world is ending too! Of course, my calendar ends every year, but you don&#8217;t see me worrying.<\/p>\n<p>But I won&#8217;t sit here and categorically deny that the world could end on that day. Or any other. I hope that my mind is scientific enough to allow for any possibility.<\/p>\n<p>I do, however, categorically deny the possibility that Roland Emmerich&#8217;s movie &#8220;2012&#8221; will be watchable. I&#8217;ve seen a trailer, and I&#8217;ve seen &#8220;The Day After Tomorrow,&#8221; and I know that it will be terrible.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a review of the movie that is probably only wrong on one point, when it says that the film is worse than anyone expected. No sir. It&#8217;s not worse than I expected. And I say this with the full confidence of someone who never saw it.<\/p>\n<p>The reviewer says that soon enough, the audience hopes that the catastrophe will &#8220;hurry up and finish its business with every last member of the species responsible for Roland Emmerich.&#8221; [<a href=\"http:\/\/killingthebuddha.com\/mag\/exegesis\/long-count\/\">Link<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The whole 2012 thing cracks me up (when I notice it at all). The Mayan calendar ends, and clearly the Mayans knew everything, so the world is ending too! Of course, my calendar ends every year, but you don&#8217;t see me worrying. But I won&#8217;t sit here and categorically deny that the world could end [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}