{"id":627,"date":"2010-02-01T17:43:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T22:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=627"},"modified":"2010-02-01T17:43:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T22:43:06","slug":"no-sex-pregnancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=627","title":{"rendered":"No-Sex Pregnancy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is amazing, and I&#8217;m just going to assume it&#8217;s true because it&#8217;s on the Discover blog.<\/p>\n<p>The short story:<\/p>\n<p>* A 15 year-old girl performs oral sex on her boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p>* She and her boyfriend almost immediately get into a knife fight (yes) against her previous boyfriend. She suffers a serious stab wound to the stomach, gets stitched up, stays in the hospital for ten days, then goes home.<\/p>\n<p>* 9.X months later, she comes in with abdominal pain, and the doctors find that she&#8217;s in labor.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, did I mention that she has no vagina?<\/p>\n<p>She has no vagina. So they do a C-section and get out a bouncing baby boy.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the stab wound allowed the semen to escape her stomach and enter the uterus. I leave you in your amazement.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/discoblog\/2010\/02\/01\/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception\/\">The story from Discover<\/a><\/p>\n<p>[Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\">boing boing<\/a> for the link]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is amazing, and I&#8217;m just going to assume it&#8217;s true because it&#8217;s on the Discover blog. The short story: * A 15 year-old girl performs oral sex on her boyfriend. * She and her boyfriend almost immediately get into a knife fight (yes) against her previous boyfriend. She suffers a serious stab wound to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science-and-such"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}