{"id":652,"date":"2010-04-07T08:58:55","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T13:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=652"},"modified":"2018-12-06T01:06:01","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T06:06:01","slug":"spare-me-from-happy-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=652","title":{"rendered":"Spare Me from Happy People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s commonly said that the typical man tries to solve problems instead of simply empathizing and sympathizing with a typical woman. Right? They want men to connect with them &#8220;through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I get all my relationship advice from &#8220;White Men Can&#8217;t Jump.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s another disconnect of needs that&#8217;s slightly different and no less annoying. This time, it&#8217;s when people (usually women) try to put an artificially good face on every situation. I call them the happy people.<\/p>\n<p>The conversation usually goes something like this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nweeklyrob: Damn, I didn&#8217;t pay that ticket and now I&#8217;ll have a fine on top of it.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Person: Well, maybe they won&#8217;t notice!<\/p>\n<p>WR: Oh, it&#8217;s all computerized. I&#8217;ll definitely have to pay.<\/p>\n<p>HP: Well, you never know. You might not have to.<\/p>\n<p>WR: (eye roll) I guess. But I bet I will.<\/p>\n<p>HP: (to self) Gee, this guy is MISTER NEGATIVITY.<br \/>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s how I want the conversation to go:<\/p>\n<p>WR: Damn, I didn&#8217;t pay that ticket and now I&#8217;ll have a fine on top of it.<\/p>\n<p>P: Oh man, that sucks. Wanna grab some lunch?<br \/>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s commonly said that the typical man tries to solve problems instead of simply empathizing and sympathizing with a typical woman. Right? They want men to connect with them &#8220;through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.&#8221; Yes, I get all my relationship advice from &#8220;White Men Can&#8217;t Jump.&#8221; But there&#8217;s another disconnect of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}