{"id":654,"date":"2010-04-09T22:28:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-10T03:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=654"},"modified":"2010-04-09T22:28:24","modified_gmt":"2010-04-10T03:28:24","slug":"surprise-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"Surprise, Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Read an article today about a man who accidentally fired a gun while in a Walmart.<\/p>\n<p>Shrug.<\/p>\n<p>What was interesting was the headline and first line of the story:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n<strong>Surprise man arrested after gun fires at Walmart<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Authorities said a Surprise man has been arrested on suspicion of endangerment when the gun he was carrying discharged inside a Walmart in El Mirage.<br \/>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>This article was published across the nation and the world <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/world\/feedarticle\/9025312\">(here it is in a British paper<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>As far as I can see, no one thought it worth mentioning that a &#8220;Surprise man&#8221; is a man from Surprise, Arizona.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read an article today about a man who accidentally fired a gun while in a Walmart. Shrug. What was interesting was the headline and first line of the story: &#8212; Surprise man arrested after gun fires at Walmart Authorities said a Surprise man has been arrested on suspicion of endangerment when the gun he was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}