{"id":835,"date":"2010-09-26T18:55:56","date_gmt":"2010-09-26T22:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=835"},"modified":"2018-12-06T01:02:50","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T06:02:50","slug":"my-new-mont-blanc-pen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=835","title":{"rendered":"My New Mont Blanc Pen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never written with a Mont Blanc pen. Have you?<\/p>\n<p>Depending on the model, they go for between $150 and $350, which is a bit out of my price range.<\/p>\n<p>But I do like nice pens. I like pens that write without skipping, or scratching the paper. And I like pens that don&#8217;t go dry five seconds after you start writing with them, when you KNOW they&#8217;re full of ink (or gel).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recently, I went a little crazy<\/strong> after filling out nine hundred ridiculous, redundant, idiotic pages of Australian visa applications, &#8220;character assessments,&#8221; and other assorted nonsense.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the documents annoyed me (especially when I had to fill out the exact same stuff on two different forms). But the pens I was using really pushed me over the edge. They just couldn&#8217;t last.<\/p>\n<p>I needed to write my full address over and over in a tiny box, and the pens would give up half-way through a single line. I&#8217;d grab another one, which would skip, or leave blobs of ink, or otherwise disappoint me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>So I bought about 40 pens<\/strong>, of several varieties. All highly recommended on sites like &#8220;penaddict.com&#8221; and others, and each one about a buck. Maybe a little more for some.<\/p>\n<p>Then, I found a thing online telling me how to fit a Mont Blanc refill cartridge into one of my new pens. Mont Blanc refills are about $6 each, so I&#8217;d have a 7 dollar pen that should write as smoothly as one that costs 40 or 50 times that.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I know, the Mont Blancs probably FEEL fantastic, and I&#8217;m still writing with a little plastic stick. But the ink shouldn&#8217;t skip, right?<\/p>\n<h2>I was skeptical.<\/h2>\n<p>I mean, really, these cheap pens were doing very well. Was I really going to be able to tell the difference? But I gave it a go.<\/p>\n<p>After fitting the cartridge in, I wrote with my new, hacked, pen. It was ok. Seemed about the same.<\/p>\n<p>But then something occurred to me. I was still writing as if I was using a cheap pen. That is, I was still pushing down on the paper, as well as pushing the pen across the page. It&#8217;s that pressure that made my hand cramp after telling the Aussie government every single job I&#8217;d had since college.<\/p>\n<p>So I tried easing up a bit. Less pressure and the pen still wrote. Less again, and the ink poured forth without a hitch.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, just to see, I tried it with no downward pressure at all, other than the weight of the pen itself. No skipping, no blank spot, no scratching. <strong>Smooth as vanilla yogurt.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I rested the pen in the palm of my hand and tilted the ball to the paper. Without gripping the pen at all, I pushed my palm horizontally and watched as the pen drew a beautiful line across the page.<\/p>\n<p>Other than felt tip pens, none of the others in my house can come close. Most don&#8217;t even make a mark on the paper.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m sold. I just have to train myself to stop working so hard when I write. Just ease up. Relax.<\/p>\n<p>And now, if you feel like bothering, join me!<\/p>\n<p>See:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.instructables.com\/id\/Save-$200-in-2-minutes-and-have-the-worlds-best-wr\/\">How to do the hack<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never written with a Mont Blanc pen. Have you? Depending on the model, they go for between $150 and $350, which is a bit out of my price range. But I do like nice pens. I like pens that write without skipping, or scratching the paper. And I like pens that don&#8217;t go dry [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}