{"id":866,"date":"2011-05-06T01:55:22","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T05:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=866"},"modified":"2011-05-06T01:55:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T05:55:22","slug":"bin-ladens-death-brings-reprisals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=866","title":{"rendered":"Bin Laden’s Death Brings Reprisals!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been hearing a lot of people saying that now there’ll be attacks because of bin Laden’s death.<\/p>\n

I don’t get it.<\/p>\n

The terrorists spend 24 hours a day (minus time to brush and floss) plotting ways to kill people.<\/p>\n

So what’s going to happen? Now, they’re going to spend 25 hours a day doing it? ‘Cause now they’re really pissed off?<\/p>\n

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s my reasoned opinion that there will be exactly ZERO reprisals.<\/p>\n

There may be a few dates shifted around. (“Let’s do it now instead of next week.” “Let’s do it on the anniversary of bin Laden’s death.”) But there will be ZERO acts of terrorism that weren’t already going to happen.<\/p>\n

You heard it here first. Unless you heard it somewhere else first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve been hearing a lot of people saying that now there’ll be attacks because of bin Laden’s death. I don’t get it. The terrorists spend 24 hours a day (minus time to brush and floss) plotting ways to kill people. So what’s going to happen? Now, they’re going to spend 25 hours a day doing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}