{"id":98,"date":"2006-08-02T21:17:01","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T02:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weeklyrob.dreamhosters.com\/?p=98"},"modified":"2006-08-02T21:17:01","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T02:17:01","slug":"oops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"Oops."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.weeklyrob.dreamhosters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/detail.jpg\" alt=\"Mug Shot\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 17px; padding-top: 0pt;\">The woman in the picture ordered a beer, then got carded. She handed over her fake ID.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\">Actually, it was a valid ID, but it wasn&#8217;t hers. It was stolen.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\">The punchline?<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\"><span>&#8220;When the waitress looked at the ID, she realized the customer&#8217;s ID was actually her own license, police said.&#8221;\u00c2\u009d <\/span><a title=\"http:\/\/start.earthlink.net\" href=\"http:\/\/start.earthlink.net\/\">Busted<\/a><span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\"><span>[The link came from <\/span><a title=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\" href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">boingboing<\/a><span>] [End of Post]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The woman in the picture ordered a beer, then got carded. She handed over her fake ID. Actually, it was a valid ID, but it wasn&#8217;t hers. It was stolen. The punchline? &#8220;When the waitress looked at the ID, she realized the customer&#8217;s ID was actually her own license, police said.&#8221;\u00c2\u009d Busted. [The link came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weeklyrob.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}