I just want to see if my Web views go up with that subject.
But, it happens to be appropriate. The Penis restaurant: “A specialist penis and testicle emporium.”
I think maybe this restaurant has already made the rounds on one of the crazy food shows, but I bring it to you here as well.
[I love how the manager comes up with some happy crap about how the Chinese have learned to eat every part of the animal because they’re so poor. But then only rich people can eat there. And they’d never eat a FEMALE sex organ. Ohmygodno. That’s so disgusting.]
I’m filing this under miscellany. What else could it be?
I think the great philosopher Midler had the last word on eating female parts.
Ok, I’ll bite. What did she say?
VULGARITY ALERT!
Be very careful about the biting.
I’m having trouble finding a direct reference to it, but she was supposed to have said something in a stand-up like “If God didn’t want people to eat p*****, He wouldn’t have made it look so much like a taco.” I can’t recall if I saw her do that bit, or just heard it second-hand. In looking for the direct quote, I found a link about a place called “Pink Taco”. I didn’t check thoroughly, but I bet they serve a great fish taco there.
That reminds me of something Howard Stern once said in an interview (or maybe it was in his book — yes, I read it): He originally wanted to name his book “Penis” so that he could one day hopefully see a headline that read “Howard Stern’s Penis is number 1.” I guess they ended up going with Private Parts.
Did “Private Parts” ever hit number 1?